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Said when one loses the unwinable game.

origins of "the game" are unknown but can be dated back to AT LEAST the 1950's. the rules of the game are as follows

1) once you hear the second and third rule you are playing the game NO EXCEPTION!!

2) IF you think about you have lost the game, you must then forget about the game after 15 mins, if you think about the game again you have once again lost the game (and so on and so forth)

3) when you have lost the game you must announce to everyone else that is playing the game stating your losing status (i lost the game) thus making them think about and lose the game

this game must be handled with GREAT care as it will take over your life, there is no way around the game, you think about you lose, people stop trying to make loopholes...there is none!

mwahahahaha you are now playing/losing the game Example one (as it is starting)

Erika: "did you see the number 23 last night, its obsessive"
Emma: "damn you i lost the game"
Erika : "oh hahahaha i lost the game"

Evil fine print: Do not read this evil fine print because it is evil and that is bad. If you do accidentally read this fine print, do not worry. You will be ok... maybe.