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An Hero
 
an hero is the name given to Mitchell Henderson.  Mitchell was a 13 year old boy who killed himself on April 20, 2006 over losing an iPod and getting bullied.  Mitchell, although an hero, is not included on the NBC hit television series, Heroes.

In his wake are hundreds of misspelled comments from his supposed friends. they set up a myspace page as a memorial to Mitchell and his memory. Mitchell's friends believe he was the Messiah and had to die for our sins. Of course we all know that Jesus did that already, so that means Mitchell committed copyright infringement and was a complete waste of semen. Also, please note that his friends can't spell jack shit. They call him "an Hero". Mitch also happened to die on Hitler's birthday.

Mitchell had a memorial myspace set up by his friends where they left pictures and long, unrelated stories about their experiences with Mitch.  this is where mitch receaved the name "an hero"

To Quote his friends:

    "He was such an hero, to take it all away. We miss him so, That you should know, And we honor him this day. He was an hero, to take that shot, to leave us all behind. God do we wish we could take it back, And now he's on our minds. Mitchell was an hero, to leave us feeling like this, Our minds are rubber, our joints don't work, Our tears fall into abyss. He was an hero, to take that shot, In life it wasn't his task, He shouldn't have had to go that way, before a decade'd past. Now he sits there in my heart, this hero of mine, Always there to make me smile, Make me feel just fine. He had courage,that boy did, courage in his heart. To take that shot, To end his pain, To tear us all apart. But in the end, he died in courage. Lacking, nevermore, He died a hero, Mitchell did, And we'll love him forevermore. We love you like a brother. We miss you so much. We will always love you, kid. Rest In Peace Mitch. ~Lila

because of an heros popularity, he has now become a term on the internet. 
An hero now means: To commit suicide, regardless of how stupid the reason is or is not.

for more info on Mitch and his stupid friends, check out http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/An_Hero
 

 
 
 
 

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